What if there was a version of Story of My Life from Shrek: The Musical, but starred Warner Bros. characters complaining about Zaslav's actions?

Here's a line from it.

The original from the musical:

Mad Hatter

They ridiculed my hat!

Three Little Pigs

They said that we were fat!

Big Bad Wolf

They tore my cotton granny dress, and called me a hot and (T-slur) mess!

The new version:

Mordecai and Rigby

He took our show off Max!

Batgirl, Gary Goodspeed and Josh Singleton

He wrote us off for tax!

Victor Van Dort

He said stop-motion was a chore, so they don't make films like mine anymore!

What do you think?