I think my new favorite black-coded female animal character might be Bertha from Fritz the Cat…

I love sexy, fat black-coded animal characters, especially her! I also love her sassy personality!

But I would not want to have sex with her, since I'm still A-sexual, meaning I have no sexual desires.

I'm currently imagining an episode of RetroDawg where Oscar, Whitey and Vanilla look after a baby without realizing it's a short criminal in disguise, a plot inspired by the 2006 film Little Man, which itself is a ripoff of the 1954 short Baby Buggy Bunny.

If Bunny Maloney ever got a movie adaptation, they'd probably cast a celebrity who can do a convincing New York accent for Bunny, like Danny DeVito, or even Chris Pratt doing his Mario voice.

Kristen Wiig would voice Candy.

I don't know who'd voice Jean-François or Charlotte, though.

Oh, and they'd probably name it something simple like The Bunny Maloney Movie, like with Super Mario Bros. or Garfield.